{"id":1510,"date":"2013-03-25T06:37:49","date_gmt":"2013-03-25T10:37:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/meisaj.com\/?p=1510"},"modified":"2013-03-25T06:37:49","modified_gmt":"2013-03-25T10:37:49","slug":"dear-warm-fluffy-blue-towel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/meisaj.com\/?p=1510","title":{"rendered":"Dear Warm Fluffy Blue Towel"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dear Warm Fluffy Blue Towel,<\/p>\n

I hate you. \u00a0You’re only warm because you’re in the bathroom, the smallest room of the apartment with its own heater. \u00a0And your fluffiness, oh you’re soft, so very soft, but you don’t dry at all. \u00a0I hate stepping out of the shower and trying to dry off with you. You just don’t do the job well.<\/p>\n

Now, Grating Tan Towel, well… I feel you rip off a few layers of skin when I dry off with you. \u00a0But at least I’m dry. \u00a0So I’ll choose you over Blue Towel any day.<\/p>\n

Your Friend and Mine,<\/p>\n

AJ<\/p>\n

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Dear Warm Fluffy Blue Towel, I hate you. \u00a0You’re only warm because you’re in the bathroom, the smallest room of the apartment with its own heater. \u00a0And your fluffiness, oh you’re soft, so very soft, but you don’t dry at all. \u00a0I hate stepping out of the shower and trying to dry off with you.…Continue reading Dear Warm Fluffy Blue Towel<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[445,4,444],"class_list":["post-1510","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily_life","tag-fluffy-towels","tag-meisaj","tag-towels"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1DKK0-om","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/meisaj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1510","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/meisaj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/meisaj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/meisaj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/meisaj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1510"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/meisaj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1510\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1512,"href":"https:\/\/meisaj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1510\/revisions\/1512"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/meisaj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1510"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/meisaj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1510"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/meisaj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1510"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}