{"id":69,"date":"2010-02-24T07:10:19","date_gmt":"2010-02-24T12:10:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/meisaj.com\/?p=69"},"modified":"2010-02-24T07:10:19","modified_gmt":"2010-02-24T12:10:19","slug":"grimace-ass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/meisaj.com\/?p=69","title":{"rendered":"Grimace Ass"},"content":{"rendered":"

I unintentionally sat on a purple marker yesterday. \u00a0I had put it in my back pocket to carry it back to my classroom from the room I was in and forgot about it. \u00a0Sometime throughout the day the cap came off. \u00a0That was around 10 am. \u00a0Around 5:30 I pulled the uncapped marker out of my back pocket. \u00a0I had a giant purple spot on my jeans, boxers, and ass.<\/p>\n

My butt looks like what I assume Grimace’s does. \u00a0That’s right, I have Grimace Ass. (if you don’t know who Grimace is you obviously never ate at McDonald’s during the 80’s).<\/p>\n

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I unintentionally sat on a purple marker yesterday. \u00a0I had put it in my back pocket to carry it back to my classroom from the room I was in and forgot about it. \u00a0Sometime throughout the day the cap came off. \u00a0That was around 10 am. \u00a0Around 5:30 I pulled the uncapped marker out of…Continue reading Grimace Ass<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-69","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily_life"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1DKK0-17","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/meisaj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/meisaj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/meisaj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/meisaj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/meisaj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=69"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/meisaj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":71,"href":"https:\/\/meisaj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69\/revisions\/71"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/meisaj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=69"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/meisaj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=69"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/meisaj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=69"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}