Hard Rain

Remember that time it rained so hard in Cleveland that the rain actually cleaned my porch chairs?

It was two weeks ago. It still amazes me how much dirt and fine was cleaned from my chairs that didn’t look that dirty to begin with.

Pet Store

When checking out at the pet store, and had to enter Sam’s phone number for discount, I immediately got told:

“You look like a very masculine Samantha.”

Diet

Thanks to National Oreo Day on Wednesday and an order of Girl Scout Cookies arriving, my diet this week has been about 63% cookies and coffee.

Whenever there are stupid holidays like this I always try to celebrate with my staff to boost moral. So this is the haul I brought in on Wednesday.

Of course oreo day is no Kenny Loggins Day celebration.