Sam… Remember

This was Saturday…

AJ – “Sam, remember that song that totally reminds me of you.”

Sam – “Uhhmm, no.”

AJ – “It goes like this:
‘I don’t know much, but I know that gauze doesn’t belong in coffee mug basket.
Remember that one?”

Laughter ensues.
———-

We were cleaning and Sam had accidentally left a box of gauze in our coffee mug basket.

It was a good day. 🙂

A week’s worth of Food

I am keeping track of everything I eat during February.  Just because.

Anyways, I’m not keeping track of specific serving sizes, but am generalizing instead, large serving is bigger than I normally would eat, small is smaller than normal, and handful is no more than a couple.  Sticking to this nicely vague measuring size I am trying to be honest.

So here’s February 1st through 7th.

*Feb. 1st:  

  • Cranberry Juice (small cup)
  • Coffee (x3)
  • Banana
  • Veggie Wrap**
  • Chicken Tenders (1 serving)
  • Gatorade (32 oz bottle)
  • Rice (big bowl)
  • Chicken Breast (large, Teriaki Marinade)

Feb 2nd:

  • Cranberry Juice (small glass)
  • Banana x2
  • Coffee x3
  • Veggie Wrap
  • Turkey Sandwich
  • Small cup of Mac n’ Cheese
  • Tortilla chips, Nacho Cheese

Feb 3d:

  • Coffee (x2)
  • Cranberry Juice
  • Donut
  • Banana (x2)
  • Veggie Wrap
  • Buffalo Chicken Dip (med serving)
  • Tortilla Chips

Feb 4th:

  • buffalo chicken dip
  • tortilla chips (med serving)
  • Cookie
  • Cupcake
  • Coffee (x2)
  • 8 boneless buffalo wings
  • 3 soft pretzels
  • ½ long island iced tea

Feb 5th (SUPER BOWL SUNDAY):

  • asiago cheese bagel w/butter
  • coffee
  • 4 boneless wings
  • 4 slices homemade pizza (small slices)
  • med serving of buffalo chicken dip
  • small serving of salsa
  • tortilla chips
  • 2 beers

Feb 6th:

  • Coffee (x3)
  • Fruit Smoothie (10 oz apprx. 1 Banana, Orange Juice, ½ teaspoon of honey)
  • Veggie wrap
  • Banana
  • tortilla chips (handful)
  • brownie
  • chicken wrap (same as veggie, but w/ chicken)
  • asiago bread (2 slices)

Feb 7th:

  • Cup of Cranberry Juice
  • Coffee (x3)
  • Banana
  • 6 inch buffalo chicken sub from subway
  • 1 white chip macadamia nut cookie
  • 3 small veggie tacos
  • tortilla chips (handful)

* These lists exclude water drank throughout the day
** Veggie Wrap is a 10 inch burrito filled with lettuce, tomato, cheese and hot sauce (often some blue cheese dressing or asiago pepperciorn dressing)

Dreams and What Not

Yesterday at work I started clipping my fingernails. Yeah… I clip my fingernails at work. I also floss at work. I sit at my desk and read a lot of e-mails and type a lot of documents as part of my job. So while sitting at my desk I clip my fingernails and floss.

Which probably led to a dream where my fingernail and toenails fell off while I was trying to cut them. I could just pull off whole nails. It was weird. And for some reason I was not freaked out at all. Probably because I’ve lost nails before, but not wholesale like was happening in my dream. Sam was though, in my dream that is.

Random Events of Life

In no particular order:

Charity. I went to a charity event at my school yesterday. It was to raise money for students on the Martial Arts team. It wasn’t planned very well, which was not our sensei’s fault, as the middle/high school had joined us (or rather they put it together but wanted to hold it in our building). I mean it was nice, bake sale, DJ, raffle, live auction, and martial arts demo team. However they apparently didn’t advertise, as only 40 – 50 adults where there. Which was a little underwhelming. But I’m glad I showed up. Understandable it was on a Saturday, but I expected at least some staff to show up in support, instead I was the only staff from my building other than the sensei to show up. However I did win a new tv antenna in the raffle, as well as some notebooks, and a dog basket for Jason’s dog Apollo. And in the Auction I won a tray of cupcakes (Sam was adamant about winning cupcakes to bring home), a basketball signed by a harlem globetrotter (the student who donated it really wants it back, I spent $37 to get it back, and I’ll come up with some sort of deal where he can earn it back. Sure it sounds like bribery, but the student was pretty sad that he was donating it. It was basically the main reason I showed up, getting it back for him.)

Pumpkin. I’ve started feeding my cats some pumpkin with their canned cat food. They’ve had particularly stinky poops lately. And Angelo has just been a mess. All over. Apparently pumpkin is a magic kind of cat food that treats both diarrhea and constipation, and also helps with the stench. Here’s hopping. They both like it though.

Ginger and Paprika. Ginger and Paprika have started getting along. We are working towards moving them into one cage. They spent about 12 hours together yesterday but are having trouble figuring out who is the dominate guinea pig. I told Sam not to worry, our brains are a gazillion times bigger than their guinea pig brains so we can trick them into being friends without much problem.

Sam. She’s cute.

Jason. Doing well after Danei had Harvey. Damn cute kid, who I’m sure will grow up awesome.

However, his friend Walt died recently afterwards. I know, its that weird life/death thing, but it is crazy, and he died in what can only be called ‘suspicious’ circumstances. I hope things get sorted out soon. Jason is an amazing guy and friend and has had way too many ups and downs in his life recently. The last thing anyone needs is a good friend dying, and beyond that dying in a way that leaves a lot of questions.

Antenna. I am going to use that new antenna from the auction to watch the Super Bowl today. I don’t really care about it, but I do despise the New England Patriots. And because Tom Brady endorses watching sports on illegal streaming sites, I will never feel bad about watching the Bills games that way again.

Shopping. We spend more on vegetables for the Guinea Pigs than we do on vegetables for ourselves. They even get better vegetables than we do. We buy the bag of chopped up lettuce and they get the fresh heads of lettuce. We buy tomatoes in a plastic basket. They get freshly cut parsley.

Stability. I was thinking about the relative stability in my life now as opposed just a year ago, or hell, how unstable my life was 2 years ago. Its nice.

Work. I sort of feel like I’m stepping it up at work lately. It feels nice. Although I need some more work pants and I need to buy button down shirts from somewhere other than Target, it seems all of the males at work shop there, I recognize my same shirts on others and thank god we wore them on opposing days.

Diet. Its February. I decided to use this month to keep track of everything I eat. What I realize is that I don’t eat a lot, but it heavily lies in me eating in the afternoon and night (I don’t eat at all until about 11:15 on most days, and then don’t snack/eat until I’m home from work). I need to spread it out a little more. I suppose I’ll need to start eating breakfast.

McDonalds

Dear drivers heading to McDonald’s at 6:45 am,

I’m glad that know where the brake pedal is. Less glad though that you don’t know where your turn signal is. Also that you only know how to slam on your brakes while performing a daily scientific experiment to see how close you can come to driving past the entrance and still safely make it into McDonald’s.

I hate you. And am really close to following you into McDonald’s and getting my tire iron out and showing you how much I hate you.

Your friend,
AJ