Sunglasses

My eye doctor told my I should wear sunglasses all the time. I’m sure he meant all the time when I am outside, but I wonder if I can use this as an excuse to wear sunglasses at work.

When I die

I told Sam that I have planned out how I die.

You see when I die, I going to use my death to set up a mystery that only Reggie can solve. I’m sure he will need Pat’s help as well.

I can see it I perfectly. As I die my last words will be “get reg.”.

Reggie will show up and be like “One yellow shoe… Curious.”

After some thought and speculation he will deduce that the yellow shoe is in reference to the pair of yellow shoes I owned in college and that he needs to find the other shoe.

The mystery will evolve from there until the whole scenario somehow leads to Reg being indirectly responsible for my death.

Sam has since informed me that she would ensure my death by punching me if I ever try this.

Dear Spotify

Dear Spotify,

Kick Ass.  You have all the Helicopter Helicopter albums.  Seriously, I have trouble searching the internet for those guys, much less listening to their albums.  You have the new Weston album and all of their back albums (new album isn’t that great, but its on there).

EUPHONE ALBUMS.  Bam.  They’re there.  The Suite Unraveling.  Old album is there (I have the new one so its not too big a deal).  Hum.  The Sheila Divine.  Pulp. Piebald.  Stars. Ween.  Wussy.  Sky Larkin.  Rancid.  Smashing Pumpkins. The Cure. White Stripes. Radiohead. PJ Harvey. Pixies. Men at Work (that’s right… I like Men at Work… the band that is). Blondie (the 80’s had some good songs).  JETS TO FUCKING BRAZIL.  Casino versus Japan.

All the bands I like to listen to and a gazillion more.  You just might be worth it.

AJ