Dear drivers heading to McDonald’s at 6:45 am,

I’m glad that know where the brake pedal is. Less glad though that you don’t know where your turn signal is. Also that you only know how to slam on your brakes while performing a daily scientific experiment to see how close you can come to driving past the entrance and still safely make it into McDonald’s.

I hate you. And am really close to following you into McDonald’s and getting my tire iron out and showing you how much I hate you.

Your friend,
AJ