I came up with this crossing the road on the way back from Vegan Mac n Cheese night. It’s a catchy song.

“I don’t want to die in the middle of the road,
Not on a Tuesday night.
Maybe on a Sunday morning,
By a lady coming home from church.
She can absolve my sins.
But I won’t absolve hers…”

Not sure where it goes from there but for 30 seconds of thought it’s pretty good.