So I had this weird dream about Target last night.

In it I was driving to Target at night with my friend Dani.  She was smoking in my car, which I generally don’t allow.  Target isn’t far from my apartment, a mile down the road maybe, but it was a slow leisurely ride.  The stars were out and there was a large moon in the sky.

When we pulled into the plaza with Target, it was switched with the other store in plaza.  Giant Eagle was on the south end of the building in my dream, and Target was on the north end (opposite of reality).  I parked and got out.  For some reason I had a bag of kitty litter with me.  An open bag of kitty litter.

Dani got out too and said she was going to finish her cigarette and then join me in Target so I headed in by myself.  I also think I parked in a handicap parking spot.  Weird.

I had to be let inside, as the doors had already been locked.  Once inside a ‘lead team member’ said, “So you’re the guy hired to change kitty litter tonight.”  He lead me around the corner to an office, and said all new workers had to take a drug test.  The ‘pee cup’ he handed me was huge.

The office was strange.  It looked like a nurse office, but there were no doors (even the bathroom was wide open) and the windows had no blinds.  I got ready to fill the cup when I noticed the windows lined a bank drive through, and there were people using it.  Without doors, or walls that would hide much, I had few options.  I found a corner and did my business.

I came out and handed the guy the cup and he told it would be a good night.  He started a walking tour and asked when I had applied.  I didn’t know…. In my dream mind I think Sam had applied for me.  He said this was the only position people do once.  They only apply for one night and then they’re done.

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And that was my Target dream.  How bizarre.