Grimass

I feel like Grimass would have been way more clever than Grimace Ass, but less people would have made the connection.  Oh well.  Two days and three showers later and I still have a slightly purple spot on my ass, except now its a little red from scrubbing.  So I have a red and purple ass.  Awesomeness.  It did wash right out of my jeans (YaY!!).

Secondly, I have been on a Smashing Pumpkins revival lately.  I pulled out Machina II : The Friends and Enemies of Modern Music to listen to a few days ago.  It reigns up there with one of my favorite Pumpkins albums.  Right next to Gish.  Anyways, the reason I write this is because I feel like the get the short stick now and days, and while Corgan has had some crazy reactions of late, their music is still fantastic.  Even the new stuff; which they give away from free online (how great is that, they make songs, and just put them up on the Smashing Pumpkins website for download).  Fucking rocks.

Grimace Ass

I unintentionally sat on a purple marker yesterday.  I had put it in my back pocket to carry it back to my classroom from the room I was in and forgot about it.  Sometime throughout the day the cap came off.  That was around 10 am.  Around 5:30 I pulled the uncapped marker out of my back pocket.  I had a giant purple spot on my jeans, boxers, and ass.

My butt looks like what I assume Grimace’s does.  That’s right, I have Grimace Ass. (if you don’t know who Grimace is you obviously never ate at McDonald’s during the 80’s).

Lawyerly Dreams

I had this dream last night, except I wasn’t in it.  Which is very rare for a dream, or at least one that I have.  Usually I am an active participant in my dream, even if I am someone else entirely.  But in this dream, I wasn’t there.  It was like watching a movie.  I had no input over what was happening, nor an active roll, nor was I even a bystander in it.  I just looked on from above, or aside, or whatever.

Anyways, in my dream there was a brand new huge courthouse.  It was epic in scale.  Really.  It was an off white color on the outside, and had curved walls that seemed to spiral upwards.  Inside the courthouse was packed.  It was the grand opening and it was a big event.  A man was on trial for some minor misdemeanor that I can’t recall.  Maybe a traffic violation.  Maybe a random altercation.

What I do remember is how packed the courtroom was.  And how there were camera men, reporters, and audience galore.  There were two lawyers.  One was Nicholas Cage.  The other was a woman.  Nicholas Cage was the defense attorney.  I recall one of the reporters mentioning how in order to make this a complete event they had found the lawyers on the street (and in my dream there was a flashback of sorts of someone walking up to Nicholas Cage on the corner of a busy street and asking if he was a lawyer.  He hesitated and said yes, and was sort of impressed into to service as a lawyer for this trial.)

The prosecutor said her opening statements.  I don’t remember what they were, but just that she pressed for a conviction and imprisonment of the man.  After her opening statement Nicholas Cage asked for a brief adjournment to complete his remarks.  He then asked to talk to the prosecutor privately and she agreed.

They went down to the basement, where he admitted that he wasn’t really a lawyer, but that he was positive his client would get off.  When she asked how he said he knew the man was guilty but….

And then shoved her backwards and started running away.  Underneath the new courthouse was a whole maze of what looked like damp and dank alleyways.  To throw her off his trail he took off his shirt (it was a red button down shirt… he had another shirt underneath it) and threw it on a bum who was pushing a shopping cart (who for some reason lived in the bowels of this giant courthouse).  I also recognized the bum from earlier in my dream but have no clue what part or what role he played earlier in the dream (if he was really there at all).

Nicholas Cage continues to run through these alleyways looking for an exit.  I never see anyone chasing him, but he seems kind of desperate.  He then finds an electrical box, and pulls the lever shutting off all the lights.

And that’s how the dream ends.  Which is weird, because I swear I remember it being dark in my dream after he pulled the lever, and it not being the end of the dream completely, but nothing else happens that I can recall.

Learning

Wow.  This is fun.  I am just perusing the different lessons on W3Schools (thanks reg) and then fiddling with my webpage, and then changing it back till I decide exactly how I want this site to look and what I like.  But I’m quickly picking up PHP, and relearning CSS and the slight difference between XML and HTML.  It is a lot of fun.  I’m also looking through a basic WordPress Design tutorial I found (its pretty basic, but helps me a little).

I feel my slight nerdy side shining through again.  I likes it.  And can’t wait to fully make this site my own.

More Ella

The new high point of my trips to Buffalo are visits with my friends Sean and Missy and their daughter Ella. She rocks. Being a Funcle is awesome. Just as the highlight of going to Queensbury is seeing my nephew Rider (whom I will post new pictures of soon) Ella is definitely the highlight of Buffalo trips.

Birthday Breakdown

The birthday breakdown goes like this:

Angie has won the family text message/happy birthday that occurs actually on my birthday. Sorry mom and dad, pre-birthday happy birthdays don’t count.

Carrie has won the gift giving part, and while the hat is very awesome (I still wear the one she made me a few years ago) my favorite part of it was the paper it was wrapped in.  I am assuming (and I’m sure I may be corrected about this later, that Rider scribbled all over it.  Its on my fridge.

Aunt Ginny was the first card I received (thank you) and Sita (I believe) was the first to say happy birthday on my Facebook page on my birthday.  Pre-birthday wishes wishes on Facebook go to Seri.

I plucked out the gray beard hair I had and photographed it for evidence before shaving.

I also shaved (and put on Carrie’s hat).