I unintentionally sat on a purple marker yesterday.  I had put it in my back pocket to carry it back to my classroom from the room I was in and forgot about it.  Sometime throughout the day the cap came off.  That was around 10 am.  Around 5:30 I pulled the uncapped marker out of my back pocket.  I had a giant purple spot on my jeans, boxers, and ass.

My butt looks like what I assume Grimace’s does.  That’s right, I have Grimace Ass. (if you don’t know who Grimace is you obviously never ate at McDonald’s during the 80’s).