So I had a weird dream that involved Archer last night.

It started with two American scientists going to Iceland to do a big study.  They landed, and Iceland looked like a Dig Dug II Island.  Flat, and looking at it from the top.  Exactly like Dig Dug II.  In the whole island there was only one person, and she didn’t say anything.  Other scientists started to land on Iceland as well.  As soon as there were a big grouping on the island, the two American scientist put flags down and claimed Iceland as American property.

The problem was that other scientists started doing this too, and the whole island started falling apart (just like in Dig Dug II).  The other scientists fled in boats, and the one islander just floated away on a piece of the island, but the two American scientists were stranded.  They went to a peninsula that came within a few feet of the mainland (that’s right, Iceland butted up right next to the continental USA).  There was small bridge and they were about to cross it when Archer kicked the bridge over from the beach on the mainland side.

Archer was laughing and just walked away leaving the scientists stranded, for some reason they couldn’t just walk or swim the five feet between Iceland and the USA.  Archer walked with Woodhouse (his servant if you don’t watch the show) to a train depot, where he started to get chased by gunmen.  They hopped on the train that was already moving and Archer started shooting at the gunmen chasing them.  Unfortunately the train was going through a lion sanctuary a

nd the lions started attacking the train (how lions attack a train I don’t know, but it was happening, even if I never saw a lion actually attack the train).  Archer took aim at one lion and as t

he train passed him killed the lion.  He then took aim at another one and Woodhouse got in front of him and told him the lions had stopped attacking.

In the distance you could the lions just yawning and laying down (as if they were never attacking at all).  Archer had some disbelief, and started aiming again before seeing that Woodhouse was right.  They just sat down and rode the train away…

And then I woke up.  Bizarre, super realistic dream.