Marceline got some plastic vampire fangs from a friend at school.  It immediately changed her Halloween costume from a Ladybug, which she wore to school that day to being a vampire when we Trick or Treated a few hours later

She’s been wearing them on and off since Halloween.  It wasn’t until I picked them up while cleaning that I saw something off about them.

This was a full week after Halloween.  I’m just baffled.  How hard is it to make vampire fangs?

If fangs are supposed to be canine teeth, how do you screw up how many teeth are in between? 

Why is there one prominent middle tooth?

Why are there five teeth between the canines on the upper jaw, and three teeth between the canines on lower jaw?

Maybe I’m ignorant and just don’t know of some random creature who has a teeth structure like this.

Or maybe these are just very very badly designed vampire fangs.