Dear person putting flyers under my windshield wiper,
Last Friday you put a flyer under my windshield wiper, it was more of a postcard than a flyer, but you put it there none-the-less. I didn’t drive my car all weekend. I am assuming it was Friday you put it there, but it could have been Saturday I suppose. No later than Saturday morning, I know this because Saturday afternoon it poured. Torrential downpour. A river from the sky. It was awesome.
What is not so awesome is waking up Monday morning and finding a soaked flyer (postcard) stuck to my windshield because it had dried to my windshield. After a day and half of scraping at it, and trying to peel it all off, I am left with a matte outline of white paper on my windshield. I’m sure it will eventually come off. I hope.
Regardless, you suck.
Not your friend at all,
AJ
What a jackhole. I hope deities punch him in the berries repeatedly.
Dude…that’s lame. What was the flier for?
It was for legal services I believe. I don’t recall specifically because I was annoyed enough to crumple what I could peel off (acting extremely tough at the time I assure you) and threw it out right away.