Musical Kick in the Pants

So I had what I refer to as a musical kick in the pants today.  Its when an old band that you used to love comes flying back in your life for now reason.  Or for a specific reason.

Today Sarah and I were sitting around and doing our thing (she editting photos, me nerding on the computer – nerding is now a recongnized verb in our apartment) and she asks me to put on some Pixies because she wasn’t familiar with them.  So I throw on Death to the Pixies and proceed to find myself singing and humming along with every song.  It is ridiculouls how I know the lyrics to so many songs. Nice useless information.  I love it.

So yeah, I describe as a musical kick to the pants.  Bringing me back to my musical roots.  God I love the Pixies, where have you been in the last year.

St. Patrick’s in August

I had this weird dream that I was celebrating St. Patrick’s Day.  It occured in two locations.

The dream started with me in a crowded bar.  The bar had wooden boothes, was multi-level and crowded.  The only person at the time with me was Matt.  I went to go look for people, and Matt went to do shots with the table next to us.  They weren’t normal shots though.  They were some sort of alcoholic cheese shots (doesn’t sound good now, but looked good in my dream).  Anyways they lined up for shots for Matt and he started chewing his way threw the shots.

I went looking for other people outside on this trail, and joined this group of people looking at a frog.  The frog was largely immobile but got around by sticking to larger animals with its tongue.  I followed the group to a pond under a bridge where an instructor told us all about the frog.  Then the instructor led us inside of a school where he handed us each road flares.  He gave me a lit flare and told me to go in the closet so I could see what it looked like in the dark.  The closet had two doors, and despite me opening a window started filling up with smoke.  People on the the otherside of the second door started asking if I was smoking in there.

I got annoyed, left and went back to the bar.  There I found Pat and Jen Lafleur (a girl I went to high school with).  Both were heading to the bathroom, and I headed to the bar.  I asked for a Guinness, and Pat came up behind me.  I remember having to pay for my drink before she poured it (it was two bucks for a Guinness, good deal).  I told Pat to order while the bartender (a woman) was there.  Pat didn’t want Guinness, he wanted some drink that started with an A, Alkazam or something of the sort.  He paid for his drink and she got him his glass and started to walk away.  I caught her and reminded her I hadn’t had my Guinness yet.  She laughed and pulled out this gallon pitcher and filled it half way.  I started saying “Holy shit Pat, all this for $2.”  To celebrate we did shots (regular shots, Jameson I believe).  We then headed back to our area (where the dream started).

On the walk back I passed Alan Hutchinson, and remember thinking he looked good and was doing well, but didn’t talk to him.  I don’t even think he recognized me.  When we got back Dan was lined up to do cheese shots.  We all laughed as he was doing his shots (at this point our group consisted of Matt, Pat, Dan, Jen Lafleur, Derek and myself).  Weird that Jen was in with a group of my college friends.

And then I woke.  The strangest part of this dream is that I swear I was half awake for the whole thing.  It was after I had woken up at 2 am, and was laying in bed with my eyes closed, but heard the AC, heard the ferret scrambling in her cage, heard everything going on in the bedroom the whole time of the dream.  It was definitely strange, but I also think that’s what allowed me to remember most of the dream.

Watches

It always amuses me how one little thing you see can make you recall your dreams. This morning I went to grab my wristwatch (I’ve been alternating between my wristwatch and my pocket watch lately) and my dream came rushing back to me, or at least part of my dream.

The part I remember is looking down at my wrist and seeing that my watch was on upside down (or backwards). The 12 was facing my body instead of away from my body. I took it off, oriented it the right way, and put it back on, only to find it on backwards again. No matter how many times I took it off to fix it, the watch was always backwards.

That’s it. That’s all I remember. But like I said, very cool that one thing brings a dream back into focus.

Cleveland Police, WTF

Yesterday during my rush hour trip home two Cleveland Police cars got on the highway in front of me at the West 6th street ramp.  They were about 6 cars in front of me.  They immediately pulled parallel to each other, one in each of the lanes, and then put on their flashers and slowed to 40 miles an hour.

Everyone slammed on there brakes as there was no warning, and traffic immediately started backing up behind them (and well behind me).  I had hoped, maybe, they were doing this because there was an accident up ahead I didn’t know about.  That made sense in my mind.  What didn’t make sense is when they got to the Whiskey Island exit, turned off their flashers and pulled off the highway and slowly drove towards the Edgewater park parking lot.

If there was an emergency or accident why were they going well below the speed limit.  At any given moment they were 10 mph or more below the speed limit.  And why did they shut off their lights as soon as they pulled off the highway and proceed even slower to the parking lot.  And if there wasn’t an emergency that means they were just being dicks and wanted to fuck with rush hour traffic.  I wasn’t close enough to read the numbers on their cars, but I was close enough to be extremely pissed at their meaningless actions.

Dear person,

Dear person putting flyers under my windshield wiper,

Last Friday you put a flyer under my windshield wiper, it was more of a postcard than a flyer, but you put it there none-the-less.  I didn’t drive my car all weekend.  I am assuming it was Friday you put it there, but it could have been Saturday I suppose.  No later than Saturday morning, I know this because Saturday afternoon it poured.  Torrential downpour.  A river from the sky.  It was awesome.

What is not so awesome is waking up Monday morning and finding a soaked flyer (postcard) stuck to my windshield because it had dried to my windshield.  After a day and half of scraping at it, and trying to peel it all off, I am left with a matte outline of white paper on my windshield.  I’m sure it will eventually come off.  I hope.

Regardless, you suck.

Not your friend at all,

AJ

The Nook

Back when I taught at ACE computer camp I discovered my first nook. A little shelf on the second floor that actually hung out over the first floor. It was carved into the wall so it was sturdy enough to sit on (literally it was part of the wall). I sat up there sometimes and read over hanging the first floor. I called it a nook. In my memories I sat there way more often than I actually did. But that’s what memories are for, exagerating the good times.

Since Sarah started moving her things in a few weeks ago we’ve slowly been turning it from “my apartmet” to “our apartment.” This includes rearranging the whole apartment. Closets hae been cleaned and reorganized to create more space. Furniture in the bedroom has been moved around to make it more homely for Sarah; and finally last night Sarah created her own nook in the living room.

She had gotten this idea Sunday to get her own desk for the living room. It so excited her that Monday after work she ran out to buy a desk. After four long hours of cleaning and moving around furniture Sarah’s desk is in a corner, making her own nook for her to feel completely at home in. It’s a good thing.