Zombies
12/01/09 07:59
I had this dream last night with zombies in it. But
they were slow stupid zombies (ok they were kind of
slow, and a little stupid, they are a little like the
zombies in the movie
Fido), but really couldn't
open doors or catch you, heck, in my dreams most
zombies were afraid of any reasonable
intelligent human.
It took place at my little brothers high school
graduation party in my parents house. If you have
seen my parents house you know the back yard is
pretty big and fenced in. My parents told me that I
had to go "clear the garage of zombies." I get out
there and some of the zombies are even family members
(sorry Angie, you're a zombie. Bonus is that Steve
was too). I go out and basically get a broom and shoo
all the zombies into the back yard. They are talking
to me telling me how they'd like my brains and I just
tell them to move it. I'm not even pissed that Angie
is a zombie, until I see Angelo in the corner.
Apparently cats can be zombies too. At least in my
dream. And I'm pretty livid. Angelo is an indoor cat,
and he's supposed to stay inside. In my dream he was
just fine, but someone had let him into the garage.
So I'm immediately upset at the people in my house,
and the zombies in the backyard for zombifying
Angelo. I decide I have to kill Angelo because he
zombifyed and I don't want him to live like that. He
was skittish but I manage to pick him and up and put
him in a kitty choke hold (Reg taught me this years
ago). Angelo's a zombie and doesn't need to feed so I
pick up a rock and bash him on the head (how else do
you kill zombies).
Angelo is now limp in my arms and I'm pretty upset.
AND THEN HE MOVES AGAIN. I drop his body and hear
Angie laughing as she watches me from the backyard
(damn zombie Angie, always laughing at me). I get a
shovel and give Angelo the bashing he deserves (to
put him at peace). Then I go inside and start
screaming at everyone there. I'm pissed off and they
all know it. I then go outside and open up the door
to house and the garage and the backyard (letting the
zombies get from the backyard to the house) and pick
up Angelo and go to bury him.
That was my zombie dream. And I remember a
ridiculously large amount of it. I didn't even watch
a zombie movie last night. I watched
Mulholland Drive. Oh well.
Interesting way to start the morning.
PS -
Maxim Afinogenov made his
11th goal last night. Leading the Thrashers to a
last minute victory. How many Sabres have 11
goals this season? Oh thats right, none. Screw
you Sabres for trading my favorite player. Eat
it. (although I'm still a Sabres fan, but come
on, go Max)