Warm Toothpaste
12/07/09 07:34
Warm toothpaste. Is there anything more weird? My
medicine cabinent sits on the wall above a radiator.
The lower shelf in the cabinent has my toothbrush and
toothpast on it. During the last week or two, while
the heat has been cranked in my apartment, the
toothpast has been warm lately. It weird. Really
weird. I expect that when I put my toothbrush in my
mouth it isn't going to be warm. Maybe it wouldn't
bug everyone, but I moved my toothpaste to the top
shelf this morning.
In othere news..... WHAT THE HELL OSCAR. Use the
fucking litter box. And stop jumping all over shit.
Yesterday he crapped outside of the box (I knew it
was him, I saw). I wake this morning to an ungodly
smell, and a another load outside the box. Then
heading to my coffee maker, I notice it has been
knocked backwards and water is all over the place (my
coffee maker is on a tv tray, easily jostled). While
I can't prove it was him, I'm pretty sure Angelo
isn't physically capable of jumping up that high. And
now I have to buy new filters because all of my
filters were on the tv tray, and are now all soaked.
Oscar's gotta go.