Warm Toothpaste

Warm toothpaste. Is there anything more weird? My medicine cabinent sits on the wall above a radiator. The lower shelf in the cabinent has my toothbrush and toothpast on it. During the last week or two, while the heat has been cranked in my apartment, the toothpast has been warm lately. It weird. Really weird. I expect that when I put my toothbrush in my mouth it isn't going to be warm. Maybe it wouldn't bug everyone, but I moved my toothpaste to the top shelf this morning.

In othere news..... WHAT THE HELL OSCAR. Use the fucking litter box. And stop jumping all over shit. Yesterday he crapped outside of the box (I knew it was him, I saw). I wake this morning to an ungodly smell, and a another load outside the box. Then heading to my coffee maker, I notice it has been knocked backwards and water is all over the place (my coffee maker is on a tv tray, easily jostled). While I can't prove it was him, I'm pretty sure Angelo isn't physically capable of jumping up that high. And now I have to buy new filters because all of my filters were on the tv tray, and are now all soaked. Oscar's gotta go.
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