I love the scooch. The scooch is when you can just scooch in and out of pants you are wearing without unbuttoning them. Jeans that used to fit very well a few years ago but now are too big. The scooch makes you feel really good. The scooch makes you wear a belt all the time. The scooch reminds you that you are healthier than you were.

Siblicide. I went to my friend Lenore's movie premiere last night. Maybe movie premiere is the wrong word. It was a small film "Battle of the Films" at the Cleveland Lee theaters in Cleveland Heights. There were 12 short films being shown there and everyone who went got to vote on what their favorite films were. Lenore's was by far the best. She had wrote it (with someone else), directed, filmed, edited, yada yada yada. Basically everything but act in it and create the music. So go watch Siblicide at YouTube. Its a comedy about sibling rivalry.