Whiskey Weekend
11/08/09 21:33
I was back in Buffalo this weekend for the Whiskey
Classic. The Whiskey Classic is a frisbee golf
tournament Invented by a few of my friends. This is
the second year I've played in the tournament. The
way it works is that you drink a shot of whiskey for
every stroke you lose the hole by. A few rules are in
place to ensure survivability. First rule is the
majority rule. If a majority of players decide you
need to stop, you stop. Second rule is a maximum of
two shots per hole. Third is that after ten holes it
goes down to half shots instead of full shots. There
are other things, like socials and mulligans but that
the gist of it.
The tournament is 27 holes long. Afterwards there is
an extremely long grilling period to celebrate and
recover. We had particularly nice weather this year.
A little windy but over 60 degrees out so it was
gorgeous. We all started really well this year. Mike
took an early lead after losing the first hole. Brian
was in close pursuit with Marc and I only a few
strokes off. Mike eventually pulled away but after
the opening ten holes things started to get
interesting. Brian had a few losing holes and started
having trouble keeping his game together. Marc pulled
ahead of me to come close to catching Mike.
Around hole 23 Brian had to be cut off. He was
eventually just throwing the frisbee on the ground
fifteen feet in front of him. Or into the woods.
Regardless it wasn't going anywhere near or towards
the basket anymore. He accepted being cut off pretty
complacently.
Thing got really interesting going into hole 27. Marc
and Mike were in a dead heat. It was all down to the
last hole. I was still playing and may have said a
comment or two about how Brian should have kept
playing (not drinking, no one wanted that, but keep
throwing his frisbee so at least he could say he
played the whole tournament). Anyways as I am walking
towards my frisbee for the second throw Brian tackles
me. I'm not sure why, as I was far from heckling or
harassing ( that I recall, I had more than a few
shots in me at the time). Anyways, Brian tackled me,
and I wrestled him into a headlock and held him there
till Mike and Marc finished their hole (Brian looked
a little angry at the time so I didn't want to let
him up). Mike came back and held Brian at bay while I
got up.
A little while later, while Marc was celebrating his
first ever Whiskey Classic victory, Mike was grilling
and Brian confessed someone had told him to tackle me
but couldn't remember who (this is less than 20
minutes after he had tackled me). He seemed over it
but he also went into a zen sort of drunken coma
where he just sat there without really looking or
talking to anyone. But he recovered rather quickly
(not before making a comment that he should stab me).
Multiple kinds of meat were grilled and feasted upon.
Copious amounts of re-hydrating beverages were drank
and the conversation on the drive home was fantastic.
All in all a better classic couldn't have been asked
for.