Dear City of Parma in the state of Ohio,

What the fuck. You can't announce a parking ban to be enforced at 11 pm at 10:50 pm. Regardless of the, wait........ wait for it........... 2 - 4 inches of snow you may get over the course of the night. Granted tomorrow during the day you're supposed to get another 4 - 6 inches but really, you can't declare a parking ban at 10:50 pm, when most residents are probably sleeping, for ten minutes later at 11 pm. Its just plain stupid. I feel bad for anyone who parked their cars on the street and went to bed at 10 pm. They'll wake up with a ticket. Its like your city just wants to steal every last dollar they can from you. Fuck that.

Check out the posting for breaking news. See the time stamp for its posting. 10:50 pm. That's right Parma residents, your city gave you a ten minute warning to run out to the street and move your car. You should feel proud.

Parma, Ohio; you fucking suck. I am glad I reside in Cleveland city limits and not your shitty city.

Sincerely,
AJ