Stupid whiskey. I had two really really weird dreams last night.

In the first one, I was in this giant espansive tree fort. There were a few other people there. We were hiding from zombies. Specifically superhero zombies. Eventually when none came around we started relaxing and going from the highest part to lower parts of the fort. We were talking and laughing, and all of sudden zombies popped up behind us in between us and the higher part of the fort. So we had to run through all these zombies to get to the high part. We went from 6 of us to 3 of us on the way back. Bizarre as it was, I remember jumping over a zombie hulk to get to the high part of the fort. When we got to the high part, I remember looking back and saying "Oh crap, some superheros can fly."

In my second dream I was picking up a child from a daycare, but not just any daycare. It was a daycare run by Saddam Hussien and it was like a zoo exhibit, flat and fenced in with some playground equipment. Oh...there were also tigers around. I was there with someone else, but I don't remember who. We had to get the child out of there. So I had the child get on my back, because Saddam started waking up the sleeping tigers. We crawled around the playground on the old swingset to avoid being on the ground level with the tigers. Eventually I get to a plastic picnic table which I get up on end and soot over to the exit. My friend goes over to Hussien to get paid while I give the child to his mother. Then I head to Hussien who throws a five dollar bill at me. I walk back to my friend to see that they only got one dollar. We both decide we need new jobs.